For help you can try out the pirate translator or find some jokes here.
Update: Some of you didn't leave your e-mail details so i can't send you promo codes - please e-mail us at games@theapplicationfarm.com for your promo code if you posted below!
Saturday, September 19, 2009
Talk Like a Pirate Day promo code Giveaway!
For help you can try out the pirate translator or find some jokes here.
Update: Some of you didn't leave your e-mail details so i can't send you promo codes - please e-mail us at games@theapplicationfarm.com for your promo code if you posted below!
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Q: What be a pirate's favorite way of listening to music?
ReplyDeleteA: He buys them on ayeTunes with his ayeMac and puts them on his ayePod!
K'Gahrdy Gahr! Which directly translates into "You own something that I instead wish to own. Please transfer your ownership over to me or I will get very angry and do angry things to you."
ReplyDeleteThe surprised wench says to the grumpy pirate, "Oy, you've got a steering wheel in ye pants!" The pirate relies, "Arrrrrrr, It's drivin' me nuts!!"
ReplyDeleteLong ago, when sailing ships ruled the waves, a captain and his crew were in danger of being boarded by a pirate ship. As the crew became frantic, the captain bellowed to his First Mate, "Bring me my red shirt!". The First Mate quickly retrieved the captain's red shirt, which the captain put on and lead the crew to battle the pirate boarding party. Although some casualties occurred among the crew, the pirates were repelled.
ReplyDeleteLater that day, the lookout screamed that there were two pirate vessels sending boarding parties. The crew cowered in fear, but the captain calm as ever bellowed, "Bring me my red shirt!". The battle was on, and once again the Captain and his crew repelled both boarding parties, although this time more casualties occurred.
Weary from the battles, the men sat around on deck that night recounting the day's occurrences when an ensign looked to the Captain and asked, "Sir, why did you call for your red shirt before the battle?". The Captain, giving the ensign a look that only a captain can give, exhorted, "If I am wounded in battle, the red shirt does not show the wound and thus, you men will continue to fight unafraid". The men sat in silence marveling at the courage of such a man.
As dawn came the next morning, the lookout screamed that there were pirate ships, 10 of them, all with boarding parties on their way. The men became silent and looked to their Captain for his usual command. The Captain, calm as ever, bellowed, "Bring me my brown pants!!
Q: What do you call a pirate with no eye?
ReplyDeleteA: A prate!
What does a pirate call his friends in the military?
ReplyDelete"Arrrrrrrr me" maties!!!
Did you hear about the latest pirate movie?
ReplyDeleteIt's rated Arrrrr.
Aaarg Matey, your game look like pure pirate gold! Shiver me timbers! Me hopes to win the treasure code and not have to walk the dreaded iTunes gift card plank! Aaarg!
ReplyDeleteWhy did the pirate get shot by a prostitute?
ReplyDeleteBecause he was singing "Yo, Ho, Ho!"
When is the only time a pirate is willing to leave his ship behind and go to shore? When he is hungry for Aaaaaaaarrrrrby's.
ReplyDeleteQ: How do two pirates prove their strenght?
ReplyDeleteA: They ARRRRRRRM wrestle!
What do you get when you cross a pirate with a librarian?
ReplyDeleteCap'n Book!
How much does it cost a pirate to get a piercing? A buck an ear!
ReplyDeleteGuys these are great! Some of these are definitely going into the next update of Silver Skull...
ReplyDeleteArticle IX of Barthomew "Black Bart" Robert's Articles:
ReplyDelete"No man shall talk of breaking up their way of living till each has a share of £l,000. Every man who shall become a cripple or lose a limb in the service shall have 800 pieces of eight from the common stock and for lesser hurts proportionately.
I call this workman's comp ;)
hoy, arr, I see that thar map, but Gar me am a pirate with no sense o' direction, Me thinks a map is not goin' t' help Gar. Ahoy, me will just have t' settle for some grog. Aye, perhaps that will open me mind Aye, me parrot concurs.
ReplyDeleteQ: How does a pirate get his mast up?
ReplyDeleteA: He uses a wench...AARRRR!!
What does a vegan pirate do in jail?
ReplyDeleteStarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrve!
Congrats by the way! Enjoy and good luck with the app! Happy Talk like a Pirate Day!
ReplyDeleteHey! Some of you aren't signing in or giving me your e-mails. I am sending out promo codes now so please send me an e-mail at games@theapplicationfarm.com if you don't want to post it here!
ReplyDeleteGreat jokes btw...
Ahoy mateys! I hope me can win a promo code for this arrrh-some lookin' game! Yarrrh!
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Argh, be it to late to plunder a promo code?
ReplyDeletebenjamin (AT) itsnot42 (DOT) net